It’s JoJo The Christian Clown… ’nuff said.

No time for a real comic today so I’ll leave you with this. From the time I could pick up a pencil I’ve been scribbling and trying to find faces in the scribble. I don’t know if anyone out there does this… but you should try it if you haven’t.

Just scribble in a small area, randomly letting the pencil hit the paper until you see a character emerge. Then simply darken the lines you see as being the defining lines for the toon and boom, your a cartoonist!

The new computer is in the mail thankfully and we’ll be up and running properly next week.

She’s three years old and loves to sing. And boy does she belt it out. She sings with head back and eyes closed for the world to hear.

Nobody minds when it’s at home… but right in the middle of the Sam’s Club? We’ll we’re just say that Dad doesn’t mind it… but someone else does.

I think there’s very little doubt in the ad that I found on Geek Loves Nerd recently. Looks like someone in the ad creation department is truly color blind.

Poor Jack. We love him only until he over ripens and begins to sag. We try to retain our fond feeling for him, even as that weird white foamy-floss grows on his bottom lip… but when his entire face caves in on itself… he’s just nasty!

See you next year old friend.

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If someone tells you how to vote… is it still your vote?

All I know is that after this election, no matter how it comes out, America has got to come together again. Divided we fall and all that.

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This is almost word for word the response my daughter had to yesterday’s comic. She’s three years old people! I’m in trouble already.

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Peace!

I’ve been thinking about how when I used to dress up at Halloween I wasn’t just dressed as a Pirate or Cowboy… I was a Pirate or Cowboy!

I drew this up to help me see what my little family will look like… through my kids eyes.

I’d have to go with famous over rich. I picked this long ago. I guess it’s just more important for me to have people know me than to have the cash.

“A good name is more desirable than great riches; to be esteemed is better than silver or gold.”

If you can tell me where that comes from, I’ll draw you a picture!

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I’m sorry to say that they’re sold out for today or you could join me as my twin classic, green-screened, gameboy.

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Maybe it’s just me… but this Sylar thing is driving me crazy. I blame the writers.

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Hannah Montana says that “everyone has those days”. Today was one for me… but I still find myself believing things will be better.

Weird topic for a comic I know… but when I sat to draw… this is what came out.

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I recently got an XBox 360. I’m a little late to the scene and so there are a lot of older games that I’ve never played. I got my hands on a copy of Gears of War the day before yesterday… haven’t had a chance to play it yet. It calls to me.

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Makes me wanna write more stupid songs.

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My wife will be the first to tell you that she can’t trust anything she believes is true after 10:30 PM. But true or not… someone’s got to protect the family from our bi-monthly wildfires.

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I was part of a passing conversation today where someone commented on eventually getting old. The other person said, “At least you’ll be wiser!”. The person responded, “Not everyone gets wiser”.

I’ve always wanted to get old, so I would be smarter. I realize that older doesn’t always equal wiser. Wisdom doesn’t come with age, it comes with experience. Experience comes from admitting faults, learning from them, and doing better with that knowledge next time.

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My family left to visit family Sunday afternoon. I find it hilarious how freaked out I get in an empty house. I get the same way in an empty church. I think it’s because these are places where you expect people to be. But they’re not… either that or because my Mom told me when I was a child that demons come inside churches when the people leave. Probably one of those.

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Everyone agreed that Gulp had the best one this week.

It’s Round 18 now so shoot me some names and descriptions that start with “R”. It would make better pictures if you stick to the Name, Description forumula rather than trying to make the longest sentence possible.

Leave your entry in the comments for this post. I’ll pick the one that makes the most sense, and poses the most challenge and draw it up.

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Lyrics are after the jump. Enjoy and share-alike!

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If My Wife Knew

My wife is great she let’s me do the things I like to do,
but there’s always been a limit to the geekenies, it’s true.
I can have a podcast and I can draw picture online.
Even World of Warcraft would be fine.

The Wii is great she likes it to, the 360 and iPod too.
she doesn’t mind my friends online as long. As they don’t show it’s fine.
my twitter doesn’t bother her, my skype instead of call.
But there’s some things she won’t allow at all.

If my wife knew she would slap me.
If my wife knew she would slap me.

I’ve never dressed up as a Jedi, though it is something I’d like to try.
I’ve never painted a figurine, played Warhammer back in a comic book store scene
I would like to call myself by my online name you see
Mr. NLCast your table is ready.

I’ve never participated in a flash mob, never worked EB as my job.
I’ve never been to a convention, not E3, not New Media, not Dragon.
I’ve never watched all 6 Star Wars movies in a row,
But I take my lappy in the bathroom when I go.

I try to hide my secret shame. I’m not ashamed but I should be
When she sees me dressed like C3-PO I can only hope
that she won’t laugh at me, just long enough to leave.
These aren’t the droids she’s married to you see.

I’m to far gone it’s not my fault my wife knew what she did,
when she settled down with this here geek and had a couple kids.
I’m hoping that they’ll look like her but become geeks themselves.
It’s looking good but still to soon to tell.

If My Wife Knew by James Kennison is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

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If My Wife Knew by James Kennison is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.