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This one’s from Lisa:

I woke up this morning at 5:30, groggily as always, and go to the bathroom to wash up and hopefully wake up. Usually, when I go wash up, the first thing I do is look into the mirror to see how awful I look. However, as I turn towards the mirror, I notice a spider dangling right in front of my face. I’m a bit arachnophobic, and this spider is literally an inch from my nose, so I completely freeze up (and wake up in the process. Yay!). As I’m contemplating what to do with the spider, I look around to see if there were any potential spider-swatters around me.

I noticed that when I looked around, the spider never left my sight. It always seemed to be in front of me. It took a few minutes, but the truth finally struck me. I had a live spider dangling from my hair. Just to be sure, I even tilted my head up and down slowly to see if the spider shifted locations. When it did, I freaked out and started swatting my hand at the space above it, hoping to break the webby-string it was hanging on. I’m not quite sure where the spider ended up, but it sure-as-heck isn’t in my hair anymore.

Perhaps the worst way of waking up ever. Thanks guys and keep up the awesome work - Lisa

Thanks Lisa!

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