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It was the Summer Break of my 14th year. I spent the entire time at the neighborhood swimming pool. Like most girls that age I had a huge crush on one of the boy lifeguards. He was uber hot!

One day I decided I am going to totally impress this lifeguard and he is going to totally fall in love with me and we would live happily ever after. I went to the diving board and did a beautiful dive. I swam all the way to the bottom of the pool and came up right next to the lifeguard stand with a huge smile on my face. I started talking to the lifeguard and flirting my head off.

My friend swam up to me and suddenly got a weird, grossed-out look on her face. She leaned to me and whispered, “Um, you have a booger hanging out of your nose!” I brought my hand up to my nose and to my horror, there was a huge waterlogged boogie hanging out of my nose!

I was mortified! Right there and then I decided never to return to the neighborhood pool. And I never saw my lovely lifeguard again. - Alexis from Texas

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